Chip’s Not Dead Yet

Chip's Not Dead Yet lululemonIf you are lucky enough to be living it up in Vancouver this summer, lululemon founder Chip Wilson is hosting the first annual “Chip’s Not Dead Yet Memorial Mile“. Given Chip’s peculiar nature, I’d expect no less than for this to be a charity run of epicly weird proportions.

Serious runners can race for cash prizes - and those out to have some fun can partake in “theme waves”. If you show up wearing a bridesmaid or wedding dress you can win a trip to the Bahamas. Run in your undies and win beer for a year. Participants sprinting in the nude, wearing superhero costumes, or even with their pet iguana on their shoulder can win prizes.

Basically, this is like a really fast moving gay pride parade. I wonder which event will have more lycra?

The Deets

Date: Friday June 20, 2008, 6:00 p.m.
Place: Alma and West 10th Avenue [map]
Entry cost: $25 - but Chip will match what you donate. All proceeds go to the BC Children’s Hospital.
Official Site: www.chipsnotdeadyet.com

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The Push Up Bra For Your Bum

Reverse Groove Short lulumonThe Reverse Groove Shorts are a marvel in engineering. I’ve never known a short that can lift my bum so high, hold my stomach in so tight, and render me camel-toe less. God is present in these shorts.

There’s something about most mid thigh lycra bicycle shorts that is flat out unappealing. Somehow lululemon has managed to take the skin tight, thigh sucking, long short to a new and surprisingly sexy level.

These shorts are tight - just the way you want them for spin class or at a gym with a lot of perverts. I can’t stand doing leg presses in relaxed fit shorts. I might as well be wearing a skirt.

The length is perfect and modest for any gym. Rest assured, you will show no bottom bum cheek. The Groove Shorts also have a built in key pocket and all styles are reversible!

Image courtesy of lululemon.com

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What’s The Deal With lululemon Tear Out Tags?

If you’ve invested half your yearly salary in luon clothes (like me) you’re well aware of the dreaded lululemon tear out tags. Even if you only own a few pieces - you’ve probably discovered their horror.

What’s the deal? These tags, with their all important information like the garments size and washing instructions are meant to be torn out. Fair enough, I don’t need a scratchy wrinkled tag nagging at me while I’m on the stair master - but that tag holds some damn pertinent information!

luon fabric is easy to care for, you wash it however you like - avoiding towels and fabric softener. I get it. Bamboo? Vitasea? Silverescent? I don’t know! But if the tag was still attached I might!

Maybe you have a favorite pair of lululemon crops you bought a year ago - you’ve started wearing them so much you need another pair. Wouldn’t it be handy to know what size you bought so you could just quickly run into the store and just grab another? No no. The tag is now ripped out, long gone - so you have no idea whether you bought a 4 or a 6, or gasp, do they really fit that tight? An 8?

I’m just saying - lululemon gets most things right - but I wish they would leave tear out tags to the domain of duvets and teddy bears and find an innovative way to display this information without chafing me - now THAT would improve the world.

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There’s Nothing Subtle About the Whisper Tank

lululemon whisper tankThe Whisper tank is one of lululemon’s sexiest and most flattering tanks. The fabric flares away from the stomach slightly - keeping you cool and allowing for great range of motion - and the overall cut of the tank is well suited for any and all body types.

The bust area is more supportive than most lululemon tanks, and definitely emphasizes your breasts. In fact, there is no other tank that, ahem, augments, quite to the same extent. If you already have a larger chest you may look ridiculous if you are not careful. I bought the tank in a size too small and my breasts were definitely “on display”. The tank has an almost magical push up effect. Smaller busted ladies rejoice!In summary, this tank is great. The straps are nice and thick, offering more support and coverage. The back is also entirely covered and the high collar creates a very slimming silhouette. If properly fitted this tank can really eliminate the dreaded armpit fat. If worn too small you’ll have rolls there that you never knew about.

The newest version of the Whisper Tank, the Whisper Tank II, has some great added features. The back is now made out of mesh - offering the same coverage and support as before - but now in a much more breathable fashion. No one wants to feel covered in heavy fabric when they are working out.Additionally, the tank is now slightly easier to get on and off. Word of the wise - you may need a friend to help you out of it in the change room if you try and squeeze into one that’s a size too small!

Perhaps the greatest thing about the Whisper tank is its versatility. Many people love the fact that the Whisper tank looks chic and dressy enough to wear out for dinner.

Image courtesy of lululemon.co.jp

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Reusable Shopping Bag Scandal

reusable bag message(The image to the left shows the controversial bag layer on the left and the regular bag on the right - image courtesy of emilybean on flickr.com)

Like most people who spend far too much money at lululemon, I have a closet full of their reusable shopping bags. I use them for carrying groceries, school books, gym clothes - pretty much anything I need to sherpa around. But hidden underneath the glossy red and white inspirational messages is a far more controversial set of quotes:

“When we are drunk or stoned, we are massively creative but we forget what we were creative about … There is little difference between addicts and fanatic athletes.”

Half of the entire bag is covered with these controversial messages.

The theme here is exciting, “You only have 30,000 days to live and then you are dead” reads the title. And lululemon is encouraging us, yet again, to get out there and live every minute to the fullest. However, considering that many of the company’s biggest spenders are far too young to fully understand the message - it just comes off as inappropriate.

Some brief or quick-fix incidences when our minds are clear to be creative are….when drunk or stoned…just after an orgasm,” it says.

The message concludes to say that regular aerobic activity provides a longer, more sustainable high. “The athlete’s high is the most long-lasting as it can last up to six hours,” the note continues to say. “There is little difference between addicts and fanatic athletes. Both are continually searching for a way to remain in a creative state.”

Norma Columbus said she was shocked to see the yoga-wear retailer’s original message underneath a printed cover. “It’s just a shock to see something like that on there,” she said. “I guess this must be some kind of a joke?”

A company spokesperson said the message isn’t a joke although it wasn’t meant to be viewed by the public.

from ctv.ca

A lot of media outlets have been taking the sensational approach to this secret message. But the fact of the matter is, this message it was never, ever, meant to be seen.

Clearly it was a bad idea for a publicly held company to even print something so contentious, but out of a commitment to sustainability they choose to cover the message up rather than destroy the bags.

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